Refresher course....

So now I remember why I dont do well flying......it's all a pecking order and I understand that most things in a capitalist country are but I mean come on even to get on a plane.  So we will have first class start boarding.  Now we will have gold madilon, next we will have silver madilon, now bronze madilon, now madilon, madilion.  Next we will have the great unwashed and then after the great unwashed we will have the Richard Smiths.  And then for an extra $80.00 you can have  an extra four inches.  You want food you pay for it, you want an extra bag yoU pay for it.  But what really gets me is the toilets.  Now I understand that one height fits all and they need them short so little boys can hit the water, but come on the thing hits me mid calf barely.  I am over six feet tall, there is no way I can control a four foot stream with any accuracy. To sit on a plane for any distance is like being in the devils chair.  Every thing hurts and I mean every thing.  And then after a while your pubes start getting in a bunch, so you need to fish in your pocket like your looking for your chap stick to lay them stright again.  The caution here is not to look a young lady in the eye while your doing it.....staring at the celling is a good safety net.